The Bronx and San Antonio Zoos are allowing scorned lovers to name roaches after their exes for Valentine's Day!
The Bronx Zoo is also offering gift packages including roach socks and stuffed roaches.
But, If you're looking to entice a lover, the San Antonio Zoo has a new, natural approach: Hippo Poop Candles.
The zoo says poop "is the cologne of the hippo world and is used to impress potential mates." The candle is made to smell like real male hippo poop, although no real waste is used.